This is a Weird Blue Van.

Weird Blue Van is friends with Weird Blue Boat.

Weird Blue Van comes equipped with blurry, incompetent goons

...and ejection seats.

Weird Blue Van will charge at you when threatened.

Weird Blue Van shows its ass to assert dominance.

Weird Blue Van can handle any terrain.

Weird Blue Van enrages undercover cops in Cher wigs.

Weird Blue Van is slow and uses motion blur to compensate.

Weird Blue Van is flammable.

Weird Blue Van burns people indiscriminately.


Be wary of Weird Blue Van and support Rifftrax.